young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
when people are like
"omg we cant say anything nowadays without offending someone!!"
all i hear is:
"im too lazy to change a few words when i’m talking and full enough of myself to think my minor effort trumps the terrible life experiences of oppressed people"
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques